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A recent poll conducted by no one revealed that 93% of us have been assaulted by cheesy ads; specifically those showing jacked dudes flexing next to clickbaity captions like, “Supplement companies hate him”. ALL BULK NO BLOAT is the supplement those companies wish they invented. As a ZERO CALORIE mass gainer, ALL BULK NO BLOAT is a groundbreaking new development in building lean muscle mass. Those brainwashed into the bulk-then-cut dogma would call it blasphemy, but we call it revolution. Because ALL BULK NO BLOAT revolts against the false doctrine that you need to get fat to build muscle. We know. It’s crazy. We’re still in awe of our greatness too.

ALL BULK NO BLOAT has a nonproprietary formula so you can trust what you're getting; clinically studied ingredients at their proper doses to help you build REAL muscle. Not that inflated fluff you get from those 1,000 calories (of junk) mass gainer shakes. Take ALL BULK NO BLOAT daily to: boost your body’s ability to recover between workouts, optimize hormone function, maximize nutrient utilization, dodge overtraining, and most importantly, make gainz.

The ability to build muscle while losing fat was once considered nothing more than science fiction. But hey, cell phones were once considered science fiction too! Due to its revolutionary formula, our zero calorie (lean) mass builder ALL BULK NO BLOAT helps you turn science fiction into science fact. How we have achieved such a feat is simple...

Once upon a time, alchemists believed in a legendary substance capable of turning base metals into gold. It was called the Philosopher’s Stone. Beliefs faded when no one could find the stone’s location, though. That is, up until now. We discovered the legendary Philosopher’s Stone, extracted the compounds responsible for its transmutational powers, then synthesized them to help you transmute your body from base metal to pure gold (chiseled to perfection).

ALL BULK NO BLOAT is rich in these esoteric compounds & ingredients, providing you with all the tools, crewmembers, and fuel to architect your dream physique.

  • Nutrient Utilization: Alpha Lipoic Acid, mTOR (Phosphatidic Acid), and Taurine
  • Hormone Optimization: Glycine, Alanine, and HICA (leucic acid) Protein
  • Synthesis: Alanine, mTOR (Phosphatidic Acid), and Betaine Anhydrous Muscle
  • Recovery: L-Glutamine, HMB, and Alpha Ketoisocaproic Acid Mitochondrial
  • Function: Creatine monohydrate and Magnesium

  • BAMF Nootropic Pre-Workout: For hyperfocus, energy, pump, endurance. (one serving 20-30 minutes prior to training)
  • Phosphatidic Acid: For even more nutrient utilization and gainz optimization. (one serving on an empty stomach)
  • STAG/DOE Multivitamin: For reasons we shouldn’t even have to say. (one serving in the morning)
  • Sleep Support: To truly optimize health, gainz, and wellness requires quality sleep. (one serving 30-60 minutes prior to bedtime WILL NOT CAUSE DROWSINESS)
  • PUMP-ocalypse: For maximal pumps, further increased strength-over-time, and adaptogenic greatness. (one serving 20-30 minutes prior to training. Since PUMP-ocalypse is caffeine free it mixes perfectly with our other pre-workouts!)
Key ingredients
  • Mediator® Phosphatidic Acid: mTOR (or the human tested, clinically proven trademark, “MEDIATOR”) regulates protein synthesis, leading to ingested protein being translated into new muscle (due to accelerated muscle protein synthesis). On top of that, recent studies show that Phosphatidic Acid may reduce muscle protein breakdown
  • Glutamine: increase athletic performance, boost metabolism, improve muscle recovery and build muscle
  • HMB: Prevents overtraining and muscle waste
  • Creatine Monohydrate: Increase strength and power output
  • Betaine Anhydrous: Shown to improve body composition, and help with muscle growth+fat loss.
  • Alpha Lipoic Acid: Shown to increase glucose uptake in the cells, therefore improving muscle performance, and insulin utilization.
  • Glycine: The "anti-aging" amino acid, Glycine helps enhance "g" hormone secretion.
  • Taurine: Helps to regulate hydration, directing hydrating nutrients to wherever they’re most needed at any given time, while also regulating fat molecules for improved energy production.
  • Magnesium: Plays a vital role in the synthesis of the body’s currency of energy -- ATP
  • Alanine: A vital player in the body’s protein biosynthesis, L-Alanine is a powerful nutrient for those seeking muscle growth.
  • HICA: Also known as leucic acid, HICA is an anti catabolic and anabolic agent. Reduce catabolism, increase anabolism, make gains
  • Alpha Ketoisocaproic Acid: Mitigate muscle fatigue onset and the force attenuation experienced during high-intensity training.

Recomended Use

Optimally, before bed on an empty stomach. However, you can take it upon waking, or 30-60 minutes prior to training to elevate hormone optimization during training. But, first and foremost, you have to be fasted.

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