Patriot's Whey , Fortuitous Keepsakes (lucky charms)

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It's often said that George Washington could not tell a lie. In the spirit of Ol’ Georgie Boy, neither can we: Patriot’ s Whey is the best-tasting protein this side of the Revolutionary War.

Seriously. It’ s as if we traveled back in time to your grandma’ s house in 1986, sat in on your family BBQ, bottled all the delicious desserts, and came back to the present with the formula intact. That’ s why we call it the Revolutionary’ s Protein: because it’ s so damn tasty that it’ s revolutionary

This ain’ t your dad’ s protein – the one that tastes like George’ s wooden teeth. This is good ol’ fashioned American exceptionalism bottled and packed into deliciousness.

What's in 'Merica Labz Patriot's Whey                                  

Serving Size 1 scoop (37.2g)
Servings Per Container61
Amount Per Serving %Daily Value
Calories 147       
Total Fat 3 g 4%*
Saturated Fat 1.5 g 8%*
Trans Fat 0 g **
Cholesterol 70 mg 23%*
Sodium 85 mg 4%*
Total Carbohydrate 5 g 2%*
Dietary Fiber 0 g 0%*
Total Sugars 3 g **
Added Sugars 2 g 4%*
Protein 25 g 50%*
Vitamin A 1%*
Vitamin C 1%*
Calcium 14%*
Iron 3%*
Vitamin D 1%*
Thiamin 3%*
Riboflavin 3%*
Niacin 3%*
Vitamin B6 3%*
Folic Acid 3%*
Vitamin B12 3%*
Zinc 3%*
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
** Percent Daily Value not established.
Cold-Processed Ultra Filtered Whey Protein Concentrate, Cinnamon Cereal, Natural and Artificial Flavors, Xanthan Gum, Sucralose
ALLERGEN INFORMATION: Contains milk, soy (lecithin), and wheat ingredients. Produced in a facility that also processes peanuts, tree nuts, and eggs.

Directions For Patriot's Whey: Add 1 scoops wto 6-8 ounces of cold water (according to preferred thickness and flavor) and shake or stir until mixed.

Warnings: This product is only intended for use in healthy adults 18 years of age or older. Pregnant or nursing women should not use this product. Consult your healthcare provider before using this product, especially if you are taking any prescription, over the counter medication, dietary supplement product, or if you have any pre-existing medical condition including but not limited to: high or low blood pressure, cardiac arrhythmia, stroke, heart, liver, kidney or thyroid disease, seizure disorder, psychiatric disease, diabetes, difficulty urinating due to prostate enlargement or if you are taking a MAOI (Monoamine Oxidase Inhibitor) or any other medication. Discontinue use and consult your health care professional if you experience adverse reaction to this product. Do not exceed recommended serving. Do not use if safety seal is broken or missing. Keep out of reach of children.

* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

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